“Do you fancy going out with me?”

“Sure” she said, “when?”

“I don’t know, Tuesday?” I said.

“No, you choose” she said, “it was your idea.”

The first thing is to be aware that what rocks your boat, may not appeal to the lovely lady. But don’t despair! It’s all part of the fun… especially if you get to trial a variety of genres to work out what gets you both hot, watching and wanking together!

Whether you’re venturing into the world of adult film for the first time or you’re a skin flick veteran, the dazzling array of adult erotica available these days can be overwhelming. But if you’re trying to convince your girlfriend to watch something racier than Sex and the City re-runs, read on for part one of “A Guide To Getting Your Girl To Watch Porn”…

Female friendly
This is kind of a no-brainer. The reality is that most girls these days don’t want your typical “porn” – skinny chicks with big boobs going for it. They want higher production values with sets and costumes, more story lines, less plastic, softer sex and realistic girls.

A survey of www.adultshop.com.au customers has also revealed a developing trend that women are sick of their men disappearing to watch porn – they want to enjoy it too! Of course that means that porn needs to be produced to engage women, and more and more titles are being released with “couples appeal” for this reason.

When choosing adult erotica for the missus, movies with a female director can be a good place to start. Former adult star Celeste directs a lot of Digital Playground titles, including some major recent releases. Despite the fact that the majority of her titles fall within the “gonzo” category, her films typically have a playful, fun feel and she has a knack for choosing stars with good chemistry. Check out some of Celeste’s latest releases here:
 
 

Buy Now Rich with innuendo, director Celeste uses ripe fruits and juices intertwined with passionate sex in each seductive scene. Add an entirely hot and horny cast and Shay Jordan Juice is an over-the-top, breathtakingly beautiful, insanely hard, erotic experience you won’t soon forget.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Buy Now Succumb to absolute carnal pleasure… Director Celeste perfectly captures the vision of lust in six hot, hot sex scenes as hardcore as they are glamorous. High production values and a gorgeous stellar cast make this a must see DVD!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Buy Now Watch Shay Jordan at her very best and nastiest as she’s fucked every which way! This non-stop fuck-a-thon is thrilling to watch, as Shay and her friends freely explore their perversions.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Buy Now Stunning, exotic beauty Shay Jordan stars in this horror movie spoof. Shot in high definition and utilising filmic techniques to create an eerie presence, Celeste brings you a visually interesting film that’s a little bit quirky and left-of-centre.

Stunning, exotic beauty Shay Jordan stars in this horror movie spoof.

Six steamy stories unfold within an eerie old mansion. Watch out for Shay and Hillary Scott in a hot sleepover scene that’s a lot more fun than the traditional pillow fight! Shot in high definition and utilising filmic techniques to create an eerie presence, Celeste brings you a visually interesting film that’s a little bit quirky and left-of-centre. Silly, spooky stories and scorching sexy action combine in this playful flick!

Shay Jordan is a gorgeous, horny, all-American girl who enjoys every minute of her porn career. Watch her at her very best and nastiest as she’s fucked every which way!

This non-stop fuck-a-thon is thrilling to watch, as Shay and her friends freely explore their perversions. Complete with comic moments, including Shay’s classic line “I’d love to fuck that nerdy fuckface!” this lighthearted romp is bound to become a favourite!

High production values and a gorgeous stellar cast make this a must see DVD!

Succumb to absolute carnal pleasure… Director Celeste perfectly captures the vision of lust in six hot, hot sex scenes as hardcore as they are glamorous.

Some of Digital Playground’s finest contract girls are fuelled by pure desire, raw sex appeal and an intoxicating passion. Shay Jordan does her best work when paired with Erik Everhard. He has her exploding with cum at each pace, leaving her a dripping mess from head to toe. She also shines when slopping Ben English’s banger and in a threesome with Nikki Kane and Jerry.

Later, Annette Schwarz tries to decide whether it’s better fucking Jerry or Marie Luv. The result is tons of hardcore anal pounding that ends in a tied score and a spermtacular finish!

DP’s contract cutie succumbs to carnal pleasure!

Directed by Celeste, Shay Jordan Juice is a dizzying frenzy of tantalizing flesh and mouth watering fucks, starring Digital Playground’s contract superstar, Shay Jordan alongside a beautiful and starstudded cast that includes Ruby Knox, Shawna Lenee and Eva Angelina.

Rich with innuendo, director Celeste uses ripe fruits and juices intertwined with passionate sex in each seductive scene. Add an entirely hot and horny cast and Shay Jordan Juice is an over-the-top, breathtakingly beautiful, insanely hard, erotic experience you won’t soon forget.

Melons, jugs, mammaries, hooters, cans, tits, bosoms, knockers, bazoombas, honkers, norks and tatas…! They’re all here and they’re all 100% REAL – No Fake Boobs Allowed!

Its no added preservatives in this big titty title dedicated to the worship of busty women and their massive boobs! Natural boobs are a treat for hungry mouths, big natural boobs are also a treat for your eyes. Grab a handful of delicious, natural tit meat free of artificial additives! It’s orgasmically organic!

Starring Glaura Lion, Jane Darling, Cecile, Rita Faltoyano, Gabriella Tchekan, Anastasia Christ, Krystal De Boor and Claudia Ferrari

Winner 2010 AVN Award – Best Big Bust Release

Jules Jordan shows his love for big boobs in this star-studded two-disc set.

Big boobs get plenty of attention in this top-notch gonzo release. Jules Jordan is the voice behind the camera while one after another big-breasted beauty shows off what she’s got and then takes it (usually in the ass) from the big dick pros.

Gianna Michaels and Carmella Bing team up for an all-star big breast three-way with Marco Banderas. All-natural Cassandra Calogera gets her bouncing melons roped up. And newcomer teen Ami Jordan shows off some impressive natural Double-Ds with a bottle of baby oil. Nikki Benz and Shyla Stylez add some starpower to this two-disc set.

Jam packed with gorgeous European racks!

Volume 21 of Christoph Clark’s Big Natural Tits series follows in the Master of Gonzo’s tradition of showcasing talented top-heavy beauties in the hardest of hardcore scenes!

Packed full of gorgeous European starlets with enthusiastic and impressive racks, Big Natural Tits 21 contains five scenes with juggsy broads getting it on Euro-style. if you’re a lover of genuine, huge bazoombas and the gorgeous gals that own them, this light-hearted sex play and fetish-flavoured hardcore title is for you!

Watch as these massive titties bounce and jiggle before they’re covered with cum as the action begins with a hot threesome, starring two horny, busty babes just begging for action. Enter Terry – whose cup runneth over… Terry’s boobs are twin giants and simply have to be seen to be believed! Luscious Eden and Jasmine Black, in separate scenes, put their plus-size chests on nice display too making this one must see DVD.

Watch these girls suck, scream, swallow and fuck as their big tits bounce and their ass takes a pounding.

See Helena take on two cocks and two full loads fill her mouth up. She swallows them down. Sandra Parker and her big tits are fucked by a lucky guy. She gets her ass fucked and swallows a load of cum. Chantal Ferrera, this cutie and her amazing natural rack get fucked every which way by two guys. Carmen Blonde gives two guys the pleasure of fucking her and blasting their loads all over her big bazookas. While Lucy Love and her mammoth melons takes on a hard cock which drills her ass and dumps a load in her mouth.

Starring Chantal Ferrera, Carmen Blonde, Roxy Panther, Kyra Banks, Lucy Love, Helena, Sandra Parker, Mugur, Frank Gun, James Brossman and Lauro Giotto